He was hardly on the show as it was. And when he was.. he was 🥴. Not a great actor at all and added nothing to the story or dynamic. He piqued before puberty on the original show.

Man, if you’re Michael Fishman and playing DJ Roseanne is literally all you have, how dumb do you have to be to fuck that up.

James Carville? The “Ragin Cajun” voiced Superman? I gotta check that out!

I’m sure he never gave a single fuck about you either. 

Um, James Brown wants his turn at the mic.

Please, racism bots don’t masturbate, as the OP was clearly doing.

If you wanted to do a better job of trolling you might have pointed out how Wakanda is a monarchical, semi caste-based ethnostate that maintains its society and standards of living by strictly controlling its borders and disallowing immigration.

there are black gods in Hades bc there were black ppl in Ancient Greece. hope this helps

Yeah, I’m in the same boat. This movie clearly looks like it’s being made to be goofy camp, with an old fashioned style. It’s not meant to be high cinema.

So I read a bunch of the comments and articles about this looked terrible and “like it was shot on someone’s high end phone with all the settings on ‘auto’” but I hadn’t watched the trailer yet.

yeah Eternity is such a quintessentially Ditko-looking creation. The only thing more Ditko is a closeup of a sweaty guy with his eyes bulging out.

The only issue I see is that MCU Thor is basically 616 Herc already. So is MCU Herc the straight man now? Or is it clown v. clown?

Thank god they fired all the old writers so we could finally have content like...this.

I took Michael Keaton’s advice about running a prostitution scheme out of a morgue and it led to a long prison sentence. Never again 

When is a single studio going to commit to a Music Biopic Cinematic Universe? Traveling Willburys could be their Avengers. It writes itself.

Based on the trailers, Hanks’ voice is likely to be competing with Viola Davis’s fish face thing in The First Lady for the title of Most Inexplicable Acting Choice 2022.

I want a cut of this interview where it’s just silent whenever Fallon opens his mouth.

I thought No Way Home was kind of bad outside of the fan service. plot-wise.

it FEELS like homework, though. what is the mcu even about anymore? like what are we, as an audience, building towards?

There’s that level of maturity, wit, and and intelligence we’ve come to expect from the comic book crowd. You’re a classy, classy fandom, you are.