Steve Bannon looks one bump of coke away from having a Breitbart.

Or you could just leave the bathroom door closed so you don’t have to live like backwards-facing toilet paper savages.

The real question is, was this an art mistake, some form of optimization, or did the artist intentionally do it that way? I’ve had people explain to me why doing it backwards is good if you have cats or toddlers, but all that tells me if that they are horrible people.

I’d rather have to occasionally deal with a destroyed roll than punctuate literally every single shit I take with the misery of unwinding a backwards affront to human decency.

It’s reassuring to see in this world of ceaseless political bickering there are a few people with their priorities straight. Death to the iniquitious back rollers!

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

4. Go through her purse. Any money is a bonus.

I would play the shit out of that game.

Great. I have a hard enough time finding my controllers as it is already

Sorry to burst your bubble, but America isn’t going to change whether Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump becomes President. Hillary is a corporate war hawk who will do anything to finally get elected. Trump is a festering pumpkin that’s been left out in the sun too long after Halloween.They are two puppets from the…

Less poking more stroking sounds like my life after I got married.

None of these issues i have seen on my ps4... not sure what is going on with xb1

Huh. Outside of bad draw distance (so bad), and one instance where a mountain lion or whatever the hell that was got stuck on a rock trying to kill me (a glitch I didn’t mind), it’s been smooth sailing for me on PS4.

Actually I was wrong. Trump is bubsy. He’s orange, he’s annoying, everything he makes is terrible and fails but he keeps coming back for some reason.

The more I play this game, the more I realize that people’s complaining about the game is directly proportional to their lack of imagination.

I actually get the distinct opposite impression. I think that the “sprint to the center of the galaxy” is only there because people kept asking “What’s the point/objective of the game?” where the developers just wanted to make a game where you could explore planets.

This game is pretty fantastic when you feel the total freedom to take your time. Take in the vistas. Laugh at the ridiculous chicken/t-rex hybrids. Leisurely float through space. Take tons of screenshots. Just explore. It facilitates a sense of just BEING there really nicely. You seem to be getting at a bit of that…

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