This is a good list. You guys work better as a team, some of your individual lists look like you’re trying too hard to pick obscure games, you damn hipsters you.

They were hitting targets in Iraq IIRC

Sure. I completely understand the politics but, from a purely procurement point of view, the F15 and F18 would have done the job and retained operational commonality with the States.

I have to say, I’ve always wondered why the Royal Air Force didn’t just go down the more obvious route and buy a mix of F15s and F18s over the years instead of engaging in horrifically expensive home-grown Euro aircraft - the Tornado and, latterly, the Typhoon.

we get it, you want to be different by showing a foreign language clip. please stop, it’s annoying and the novelty wore off a long time ago.

Jalopnik truthers are the fucking worst.

134 good men lost there lives that day. RIP

This is a complete outrage. I don’t know how we as Americans can stand for this.

Warner Bros’ marketing department is trying way too hard with this stuff...it comes across as defensively begging us to take it seriously — he bought stickers, he sent glitter bombs, he was “crrrrazzzzzzzzzzy!”

A safe would be a wise investment. Also a wise investment: not buying a fucking diamond Hennessey logo.

Told family I’m working. Told boss I’m going home. Bipity bopity boo, Christmas this year with Chinese food, movies, alcohol. I don’t plan on stepping outside once.

Agreed. Being in the military makes this happen much more often than it should, but it's ok by me. Being home for the holidays is 90 percent hype, 5 percent arguing and 5 percent misplaced nostalgia.

Dude, orphan holidays are the best! (Presuming you’re not an actual orphan without a family, of course. That probably sucks. But I’m talking the kind where you’ll be alone once). I’ve never experienced Christmas that way, but I did have an orphan Thanksgiving this year for the first time, and it was single-handidly…

My girlfriend and I are moving from NYC to L.A. We (she) decided that we’re going to drive there. What steps can I take to make this drive as smooth as possible?

You’re so very, very wrong on the February birthday. Having one final thing to look forward to during the New Years-to-Easter Highway of Darkness really de-Shinings you.

Having dealt with this numerous times in the bar business, no way you let her in. First, liability. Second, police or ambulance gets called you get named in the SLA report. Third, fuck off and bleed to death for all I care if you’re the type of asshole who gets in fights while drunk.

I don’t know, that looks pretty good by Kobe’s standards. He hit at least one out of five there.

Every asshole on south Philly calls their sauce gravy... We get it, you're Italian.

Me: “This show is ridiculous, I bet Paul walks out that door and gets shot in the back.”

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