The funny part is I don’t like to date European men because I hate most of those accents. 

I am having some kind of weird phantom pain in my ankles and have NO idea what the fuck this is

This is what the kids are doing at the bar at the end of the night when they play that last Drake song

I always measure how drunk someone was by reminding myself that the night Amy Winehouse literally drank herself to death her BAC was a .418. 

I just checked all of mine and I got these results: two white people for Good Cop (male/female), T’Challa in costume for Black Panther (I already watched the bootleg like 20 times by the time it got to Netflix I guess), and Kristen Bell in a pool for Like Father, presumably because I once watched that ridiculous movie…

Wait so this is about the same murder again? That can’t be a wise strategy tv-ratings wise. 

All of this was a terrible story and I regret reading it. 

Can I have someone just run the numbers for me?

“Gilmore Girls” is the sole necessary argument in favor OF the skip intro feature. And possibly OITNB but I don’t watch that anymore.

When Amy Winehouse drank herself to death, her BAC was .418. That’s ridiculously, ridiculously high and O’riordan’s is not that far away from it. You are misrepresenting how much drinking it would actually take to have a BAC that high. .3 is definitely enough to potentially kill someone. 

I refuse to believe they aren’t all on stimulants/amphetamines.

Motherfucker, shut the hell up. 

It was really ridiculous of you to link this story (which is a bit silly in and of itself) into the ridiculous gambit for governor of Cynthia Nixon. As if the two things have literally a single fucking thing in common. rofl. I’m normally not a critic of agenda pushing but this was pretty pathetic in its obviousness. 

You are actually comically uptight and it’s a little hilarious. 

Amma is more sympathetic and less psychopathic on the show. 

She strangled her in the carriage house. Ann was murdered in the woods. 

Book Amma was batshit insane and gruesome in a really cloying, sickening way. 

I quit Gone Girl at the very beginning, when the main character is describing herself at a party or something. I noped out right away thinking “I don’t have time for this Cool Girl bullshit.”

There was actually less about Camille as a teenager in the book than on the show. I barely remember any mentions to her as a cheerleader in the book and I literally just read it. When they talk about Camille’s youth in Wind Gap honestly she spends more time talking about the town and Adora than herself, and…

They detail what the poisons are in the book and they were a lot more interesting than rat poison and prescription drugs (horse tranquilizer, laxatives for farm animals, etc)