It is not possible for me to have anal sex when I give my partner permission to attempt it. That is why on the rare occasion it comes up, I allow them to try. I know it’s not going to work, lol. Accidental butt sex for me would be like a guy jamming his penis onto a vegan muffin. Or a peach. Or some other solid object…

Why don’t you check back in on this in 400 years? Maybe you’ll get your validation then.

“That may be because he made a point of primarily identifying as a black activist rather than as a gay man”

Oh, shut up. Kentucky is horrible. Get over it.

I don’t really get all this soapboxing over this issue. I don’t remember a single year of my life where pictures of JonBenet Ramsey weren’t splashed over the supermarket tabloids. This case NEVER went anywhere. It’s always been mined for entertainment.

Holy shit this was 15 years ago? I’m old. And from Chicago.

To the back of the line with you. Your club is passe. We’re taking over. Now git, y’hear?

“The white boy over there” is not racism. Is this trolling?

Your commitment to tone in this comment never wavered. Excellent kinja.

Welcome to the club, non-white!

White people, explain yourselves.

I assumed they were already messed up, honestly. Were they ever not supposed to be?

Why would anyone ever call Kanye untalented? Nobody likes the guy anymore but you are trying too damn hard for snaps to rocket past that to “untalented.” Girl, please.

I just started dating someone and I only post snap stories, where I have like 12 friends.

Do they? In my (corners of the internet) hood there is no shortage of hopeless romantics hoping those crazy kids settle down and get domestic.

I remember when people said Beyonce and Jay were divorcing (for the millionth time) and she was looking at houses in Paris (or wherever). She turned out to be there filming the 7/11 video.

I am dying to know what your name is.

This is a pet project with me on the subject of intersectional feminism, something something something how it’s a luxury for white women to advance the agenda that sisterhood should trump finding a man, a man isn’t everything, being single blah blah blah. Finding a partner/husband is a necessity for a better quality…

This is the first time in my adult life I won’t ever have two jobs at once, and I’ve had a masters degree for about 5 years.

I mean... I’m having a hard time with this just because, there are things that I think of that I identify as exclusively, or at least originating from, a “white” “way” of living. Stuff like listening to NPR in the car, ultimate frisbee tournaments, certain group dining/holiday behavior, certain social etiquette, etc.…