Whoooo! Cook County! *waves little blue flag*

“ Still, turnout dropped dramatically compared to the ‘08 and ‘12 elections, just one of a myriad occurrences that contributed to Clinton’s stunning loss.”

Well, a good thing that will come out of this is the “victory” is already tainted, and hopefully will continue to be. It may be delusional wishful thinking to suppose there might be some way we avoid Herr Orangina as president, but whatever legacy this would have led to is already being smeared with scandal,…

I don’t know why this is news, and this internet page that I clicked on is weird.

Sandra Bullock is pretty much the only rom-com actress I trust to pull off a watchable film. Also acceptable is usually Julia Roberts and Reese Witherspoon.

Any narrative that seeks to find fault with the smaller proportion of white voters that voted for Hillary vs the larger proportion of white voters that voted for Trump is false. Swallow your shame, put on your big boy pants, and acknowledge the fucking reality. There is no other reason why Trump won and Hillary did…

It’s so funny that in the linked cat-litter article, people are defending why she trashed Knocked Up, and how valid the criticisms were. No, the criticism is not valid when your actions repeatedly refute the point it made.

You know, I never thought she was good looking to begin with. I remember a guy once using her as an example of what a woman looked like, and in the context of the story I couldn’t tell if it was supposed to mean she was attractive or not. (For the record, she was meant to be attractive. Took me a long time to figure…

They wouldn’t accidentally hire a black actress for the same role twice. (It was clearly deliberate.)

I did. 100% consensus.

Can someone explain to me why mainstream and left leaning media is spending all of their fucking energy dithering about terminology rather than outlining the damage this group is doing to the country? Why “that isn’t quite right” requires 10,000 word essays retreading the same ground over and over? Here’s something…

Nah, Kanye’s finished. I was a part of one of the first waves to make an exit back in 2013 when it became clear his dalliances with the Kardashian clan weren’t just a temporary show business thing. The most hardcore of hardcore fans have thrown in the towel by now. He no longer has any credibility with anyone in the…

I was thinking about this and honestly it would be an insane business move for Twitter to remove Trump’s account. They are getting CONSTANT free publicity due to this, and people - supporters and opposers who want to stay informed alike - will be drawn back to watch what he’s going to do. Twitter is in everybody’s…

Of course. This is exactly what he sounded like during every debate - spent all semester dicking off not paying attention but still shows up to bullshit the final.

I saw a comment on THIS SITE saying he’s going to pull it through in the end because the one thing he hates to do is “look stupid,” so he’s not going to do anything to make himself look stupid. Like, what the fuck, honestly. How is it possible anyone could believe that.

He famously injured his face in a car accident and the jaw is the result of that. Cmon son. That’s bottom tier level celebrity knowledge.

I love the derisive cut of your insults and inspire to wield my words as deftly as you some day.

Tagged: It’s dark and hell is hot

I’m not registering for shit.

Turns out you were right! There is another video of her from July, reportedly, doing the exact same shit in a nearby Peet’s Coffee. Chat on the internet also places her making a similar rant at the Marshall’s in the same complex as the Michael’s.