Thats cause you aint done it enough.  I grew up hiking in rural NH and every third hike was barefoot hike.   As an adult I can still run over jagged rocks or even get glass in my feet without drawing blood.   Barefeet - not just for white people.   Needles however, scare the fuck out of me, and portland got plenty of…

Seems more like a teaser for her “Only Fans” content that she claims will fight racism.  

It could break a 100 what? Did cars that old even have 100 components?

Portland proper maybe, but try it in any of the outlying areas and you’re likely to be treated much differently. They shot a naked guy a few years back because they basically “didn’t know what else to do”.

Portland has a specific exception to public exposure statutes allowing it for political protest.

Portland has a specific exception to indecent exposure statutes allowing it for political protest.

Not in Portland.  Portland has a very long tradition of political public nudity that has been upheld multiple times in court - for both men and women.

Maybe not. Local courts make an exception during protests, hence the Portland Naked Bike Ride that gets 10K people and is *technically* held as a protest.

I am assuming that she was just being extra thorough in demonstrating that she is not carrying any concealed weapons. Very, very thorough.

Wut, really? Is it “LA 92"?

Marquez is never boring... that’s a pretty crazy thing to even suggest. He might in fact be the most exciting racer in decades. He answers every pass with another pass. He qualifies on pole on slicks in a wet track. He steers with the rear wheel (aka drifts) more than anyone. His lean angle is regularly the highest in…

How did he save it? Because flat track.

First thing, LA County Sheriffs are THE worst. You gotta watch them at all times. The federal cases against them present and past are insane. The previous Sheriff, Lee Baca, is in a federal prison right now.

I like to imagine Auntie Maxine doing the fingers pointing at her eyes then at the officers a la Robert DeNiro in Meet the Parents.

Can we talk about how the race was on broadcast NBC!?!? I have been wanting to watch MotoGP for years. I get home and am looking for NASCAR on my antenna and just happen to catch the start of the race! Is it true that these will continue to be on NBC/NBC Sports? (Old Jalopnik would have ensured I was prepared for…

Or at least add “Chevy”, “Camaro” or ”Impala”or stretch it out to read “Super Sport Fan.”

I was scrolling, saw the name, and was like “Wait, what?”

Wanna rethink your user name? For real...!.

“Fuck it, someone has to do it.”- Black Women since forever. Thank you Maxine

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