The latest commercial for AXE products shows motorcycles going through windows, clowns on fire and ends with the message “unleash the chaos.”

Raise your hands if you’re Sure.

A wise middle school teacher once said the only thing worse than teenagers with Axe is teenagers who forgo Axe.

Actually maybe mandate Axe usage, it is a great social repellent.

A few feet of social distancing shouldn’t be too much to Axe.

Masks are the Right Guard to have in place for now, even if they only offer a certain Degree of protection from the virus.

Ban deodorants?  It’s no Secret that it’s Essential for some people to use it.

how did I know this was a Torch article before I even got to the byline?

Correct. I am also a poor jalop so I have a volvo made in belgium, and one made in Canada.

“We have seen that this wire can be subject to wear and tear under special conditions,” reducing the seat belt’s protection, he said, adding “this is a very rare problem.”

Volvos won’t outrace the sportiest models from the other Euro makers, but they are all very good handling cars. The seats can’t be beat for long trips in the saddle. Space utilization and cute, user friendly tricks abound. The downside is you need to have a Volvo specialist to resolve the repair quirks that come along…

Or “litigation costs finally surpassed recall costs to justify it”.

I would argue that Volvo now has the most attractive lineup in the auto industry. There isn’t an ugly duckling in the whole bunch. 

It’s so refreshing to read an article about a recall that doesn’t use the words “fiery death”.

Some people don’t specifically need to carry heavy stuff all the time for their off-road oriented truck. And unless it’s for work, I somehow doubt you’re hauling heavy stuff most of the time. 

That light bar at the back of the cab looks lame as shit. How much of that light actually gets to the trail (or, let’s be honest, the road). At least mount it at the top of the windshield and put a matte-black vinyl graphic on the hood.

I leveled my truck by actually putting heavy stuff in the bed.

I put covers on mine!

Never understood the fascination with leveling kits. As soon as you haul or tow the rear is squatting and it just looks wrong.