Now I’m reading your whole comment in Mr.T’s voice.  “I pity the fool!”

Don’t forget the bumper! 5 bucks says the reason it’s not there is it doesn’t fit properly with that exhaust and the exhaust needs to be re-done to fix it. Never buy somebody else’s problem project, especially an unfinished one.

Zing!  Nice burn, but I doubt it’s the waistline that’s the problem measurement here.

If you were buying it for the mods, you’d just buy the mods and a working Miata for less.  Never buy somebody else’s project, as the saying goes.  In any case, the price they are asking for this car would only work if it was complete and working and pretty much perfect.

I think a staff member has to “follow” you or something.  That used to be it anyway.

Perfect example.  And this is the difference between a good mechanic and a bad one.  It’s hard to find a good mechanic for working on older vehicles that knows these kinds of things and cares enough to do it right.  Once you find one, know you’re very lucky and treat them as such.

As long as you say it VEE-hickle like any good redneck.

Challenge accepted, I see.  Well done, have this nice star.

No need to look so far, it looks an awful lot like a Tesla Model 3 to me.   The body lines are almost identical.  Those horizontal light arrangements front and rear attempt to camouflage it a bit, but cover those lights and what do you see?

No-one would get more than liability insurance on this thing.  This thing is practically nothing but a rolling liability anyway.

If you’re something of a masochistic completionist and are not in a hurry, you could take Route 66 across the south and you’d end up going through OK. Not that I’d really recommend it unless you’re really big on nostalgia.

They moved there for oil.  It was the oil rush.  Before that, no one wanted to live there.  The gov’t pushed it on the Indians, until suddenly it was worth something, then yoink!  We’ll (whites) have that back!

Same here.  Dark green ‘98 that is still going strong (ex-wife has it now) at over 350,000 miles.  What a great vehicle.

Shooting Brake, old chap.

From the opening photo, I’m thinking, “Jesus, does this thing even have a windshield out the front?”  and can you see over that mighty dash if you’re less than 6'3"?  That dash looks huge in that shot.

Alcohol kills germs!

Do you mean the Buick Reatta?  Or the Cadillac Allante?

None of the styling cues on this match as well as for the Avanti.  That project car looks much more inspired by the Avanti than by this Tatra.

Hard to stay Fit sitting around indoors all day, I’m a Shadow of my former self. Wish I could get out of the City, but now’s not the time to be a Rebel.

Having used google translate for written Chinese on several occasions, the results are indeed hilarious, bit I’d think somewhat less than helpful for an owner’s manual.  It ought to be a great adventure though!