This needs more stars!  Well done.

Even when it is cheap, it won’t be cheap. When it comes to a used Italian car, as they say, the purchase price is just your down payment. You can bet maintenance costs on one of these will be $$$. Same goes for your GLC63S, for that matter. Unless you are Tavarish and can spend all day wrenching on it yourself, and…

So that’s a 0-60 of about 0.07 seconds... Yeah, you’re dead.

Nah, you’d run out of fuel before you could spool up the 55,000 horsepower fuel pump.

Now I’m tempted to start scouring Craigslist for an Airport Mobile Lounge.  That thing looks bigger than a 40-foot semi trailer!  Also, the March Screw Amphibian looks pretty wild.

Like some sort of propane accessory?

My ‘78 Monte Carlo also had that 267.  A buddy of mine had a chocolate-brown Gran Torino that he nicknamed “Quik”.  So my car got nicknamed “Not”.  As in Not Quik.

More like Tata.

Ashes to ashes, fun to funky...

Maybe that is the real test.  If you don’t find and correct the mistakes in the course, you must not have been paying enough attention.  /s

Fo Sho.

It wasn’t in 1993.

But, parts availability will be an issue with the Skyline. He wanted something reliable. Not that the Skyline is necessarily unreliable or anything, but any 1990's vintage car is going to start needing replacement parts soon. And getting JDM parts for models that weren’t sold here can be hard to find depending on what…

As long as it has those “Houston Wheels”.

Or, he loves his wife and gave her first shot at a ‘nice’ car once they had the budget for one.  You can still be a car person and willing to make sacrifices (or make ‘the responsible choice’).

“Information Superhighway”, that’s a good one. Turned out more like a demo derby.

But... I thought Fox News was “Fair and Balanced”?  Pretty good self-own there, bud.

Used to take my old Chevy Monte Carlo offroad regularly. Also my Datsun 610 wagon (that one did better). Pulled a stump out with that wagon, too.

Also never had a problem with that on the 250.  Yes, I need to downshift, but it will do it quickly.

Anyone who has a mortgage on a house?