Um, no one who has lived in Seattle more than two years even owns a working umbrella. Umbrellas are how we spot out-of-towners. But you’re right about the Saab.

But they should still wear neckerchiefs.  Those are awesome.

Does one use and axe or a splitting wedge for that?

Then the headlights would be so high they could practically never shine onto the ground.

I like how they had to leave the lights off of the driver’s side mirror because they wanted to be able to open the door, I guess.  :-/

Seriously. These things are getting big enough, the whole front should just tip forward like a commercial truck to allow access.

Now that’s what you call a facelift.

and yes, that’s the same Giorgio Moroder.

No, it really didn’t.

It’s pronounced like “satanic”

No really, Officer, it was from a floor jack.  Honest!

You hush now!

Radio Shack (remember them?) solar cells also don’t power your house if you stick them in an electrical outlet.  (I may have been older than 4, ugh)

Yeah, ATGATT. I’ve bounced on my head more than once. Still here thanks to those helmets. It doesn’t have to be a rocket bike, either.

Great, now you’ve got me picturing a 70lb. Corgi...

It’s a perpetual motion machine!

Much, much less.  This is very inefficient. 

It is a Tesla, after all..

Seconded, my ‘98 Pathfinder is still going strong with over 350,000 miles on it, just regular scheduled maintenance and oil changes, only mechanical problem was the old auto transmission went out (not the pink milkshake of death, it was the main gear that shattered) at around 200k.