Now that’s what you call a facelift.

and yes, that’s the same Giorgio Moroder.

No, it really didn’t.

It’s pronounced like “satanic”

No really, Officer, it was from a floor jack.  Honest!

You hush now!

Radio Shack (remember them?) solar cells also don’t power your house if you stick them in an electrical outlet.  (I may have been older than 4, ugh)

Yeah, ATGATT. I’ve bounced on my head more than once. Still here thanks to those helmets. It doesn’t have to be a rocket bike, either.

Great, now you’ve got me picturing a 70lb. Corgi...

It’s a perpetual motion machine!

Much, much less.  This is very inefficient. 

It is a Tesla, after all..

Seconded, my ‘98 Pathfinder is still going strong with over 350,000 miles on it, just regular scheduled maintenance and oil changes, only mechanical problem was the old auto transmission went out (not the pink milkshake of death, it was the main gear that shattered) at around 200k.

I loved my Pathfinder (1998) way more than a 4Runner. I could never get past the seating position in the 4Runners. Nissan did a better job of ergonomics. And it is a very capable 4x4. Thing is a tank. In fact, it’s still running strong (my ex has it), with over 350,000 miles on it.

Every freeway on-ramp should be Flight of the Valkyries.  Or maybe that option was only available on the Pinto from the mid-70's.

Was thinking Rammstein, but I guess that would have to be a German car...

Pretty sure you’re a Russian troll bot, but here goes:

I can’t even see any video in this article.  Kinja has been hopelessly broken for the past couple of days.

Could be a Benz, or a BMW