Either “Multi” or “Red” (for the example in the pictures)

Not if they’re colliding with another crossover or SUV (or pickup truck, etc., etc.)

Agreed on all counts.

People who drive a lot. I’ve put 350,000 miles on multiple vehicles. Something satisfying about a good vehicle that keeps on trucking. Also nice not having a car payment. It helps finding a good, reliable car that you like.

But the Altima is not the competition for these, it’s the “junior” midsize sedan. The comparison should be with a Maxima (what? that still exists?) Not that that changes the outcome of the comparison much (yay CVT).

Good Lord that’s hideous.  It literally looks like something fell off of it.  Like are you really going to drive that wreck around without getting it fixed?

Indeed.

Well, yes, they show the car without them in the linked video (they don’t show the procedure, though).

OK, but you’re wrong. (and no, I don’t own one, but my fortune cookie says this lottery ticket is a winner, and I’ve got a good feeling about this one)

While those are attractive vehicles, they are certainly not the “best-looking”, nor even worth a second look in traffic.

OK, I’m a Nissan/Infiniti fanboy, and I actually love the Q60 and would consider buying one.

Pictured: Jeff Bezos in March, 2017

Yeah, about the only thing I’d remove from that car would be those KC foglights, but it is a pretty good prank, for a certain kind of owner, hehe

That’s very nice, but that’s not a raise, friend. You’ll need to throw in one of these:

Correct!  And we are free to ingest Lead, I mean, in Flint they even provide it in the water supply!

I don’t think that’s what that is, looks like his gloved hand on the steering wheel to me.

Awesome.

Well, on the plus side the limits of adhesion are pretty low with contact patches that small (and half sidewall? WTF?). So he’s likely not going very fast when he loses it. Or hopefully at all.

That is Rad! Good job. There is a Maserati QP down the street and around the corner from me with a similar (but less bright) wrap, I love seeing it.

Ahh, gotcha.  Sounds like a good plan!