A simulation of something we hardly understand?

Take with a grain of salt.

If it can stand still? I’m pretty sure he just meant a macroscopic block of solidified hepatitis.

Frozen block of solidified hepatitis.

Exactly. Slow news day for the author, apparently.

You have no sense of humor. It was hilarious.

As a bonus, all customers purchasing a pressure cooker will be automatically added to the watch list, adding additional red flags to the evaluation of their personal communication data.

As a bonus, all customers purchasing a pressure cooker will be automatically added to the watch list, adding…

This isn’t your own personal sounding board for your hurt feelings, Turdton.

Imagine yourself near sleep on an eerily quiet evening, and then something under the bed trips the motion light...

Imagine yourself near sleep on an eerily quiet evening, and then something under the bed trips the motion light...

Google Keep.

“new users only”

“new users only”

Aaaand watchlisted

It’s Mayer’s fault for fucking it up and being such a pushover. What weve now been guaranteed is yet another movie built by a handful of moronic big wigs, it’ll just keep happening. They need to absolutely clean house in corporate.

I think the problem here is just as you stated it.

Why don’t you call up his boss at the New Yorker under the guise of a tech article about the future of the written medium or some bullshit, and then start quoting some of that idiot’s review to him. Do not let up until the guy is right pissed off, and then let him leave the conversation.

Also:

Also: