Maybe the timing belt change is 75% of the labor to get to the water pump?

This is such a ridiculous practice in the first place. If you want your employees to buy your cars, just make better cars.

Also, “envy” as opposed to “jealousy.”

It’s a big assumption that their garage would fit a Super Duty.

Found Macaulay Culkin secret profile 

Just do what my parents did and “give me something to cry about”.

Given its name, did they give the prizes to the second place finisher?

Don’t snowmobiles all have CVTs? They are ‘off road’ vehicles.

Don’t keep a piece of the Chinese rocket. You’ll only want more in an hour.

This article is trash. Jalopnik used to be the place to go to get unbiased and informative car news. Sad to see that you all just waste your weekends trawling local news websites for Tesla crashes now.

“The other issue is the fact that the springs are just too damn stiff, meant for a later-model Cherokee (which was A LITTLE heavier) with a winch and steel bumper. My lightweight 1992 with its stock thin sheet metal bumper and lack of winch can barely even compress those coil springs up front...”

they should also try the ADAs and cops in these sorts of cases with accessory after the fact. They knowingly assisted the real killers in getting away in order to score a conviction and boost their stats. What if this person or persons kills someone else - not their problem I guess...

It’s because it’s Nevada. You aren’t supposed to put solar panels on your roof. You’re supposed to put LED panels on your roof and leave them lit up 24/7 with buffet special announcements and pictures of Tom Jones.

How about Planter’s brings back the original recipe for Cheez Balls, the ones they brought back don’t taste the same.

The crap that Hershey sells can’t be called chocolate.

HyperLoop is completely unrealistic. Let’s design a subway car, make it go hundreds of mph, and make it need all the life support systems of a space craft. What could possibly go wrong? All we will need to do is build a vacuum chamber larger than has ever been built, with lots of expansion joints that also hold…

America should have had high speed trains decades ago.

In his base model Taycan article his obsession with Musk leads him to claim that Porsches are better VALUES than Teslas. His obsession is honestly just sad. 

Absolutely do not compost dog poop. This is terrible advice that no one recommends for a reason.