Tastes like Maalox.

YES - AVOID! There are plenty of fish in the sea; adding that parameter won’t severely limit your search unless you’re looking for something crazy rare.

Used market has been borked since about 2010. There’s not always enough of a difference new vs. used to merit buying used, unless you’re specifically buying something that’s absolutely rammed with features.

How the heck do you clean squirrel guts out of carpet?  

So you can get meth in gummy form? I know several rather shady individuals who will be thrilled to hear of this development.

Difference is in the one case the perpetrator is a deluded self-righteous waste of protein; in the other...oh wait. Yeah, no distinction. Touche.

It’s only creepy if he takes it out and smells it periodically, names it Tabitha, or stores it under his pillow at night.

I’m sure it was five after the cops showed up to arrest the suspected weirdos.

It has kept its game quality high even after Activision merged with the studio in 2008.

Doctor SHARK! (Do doo do do do doot!)

Sawbones hilariously debunked this on a podcast as well. Keep up the good work!

We have been trying on and off for 13 years, but finally managed by withdrawing $20K out of our 401(k) for a down payment (only resulted in $15K down because you still pay tax, just not a penalty). Also on the IBR for student loans, which makes debt to income look better than it actually is. We are paying less than…

He looks like the bastard child of John Goodman and Ted Kennedy.

I think the Ram Ram thing is because their marketing execs listen to too much Krishna Das music.

So with tax and tip, $115...that’s still:

Do these guys think the scraps Amazon is throwing them will continue forever? Right now, on their own, they are not a threat; that’s why they’re tolerated, and their collaboration is “rewarded.” Collaborators, man...can’t stand ‘em.

They should consider serving food that doesn’t taste like hot wet cardboard; perhaps that would draw a bigger crowd.

When I was in NJ, I got sick of paying for software every year, and hand filed my returns. What a pain! It’s worth the $29 to buy the software.

Quickest way: be rich!

Besmirch no more the name of Gary Oldman!