Needs to be fixed, unethical to keep in such a state. Also will def. spray all over the damn house.

It’s like we squeezed and squeezed, and by 1865 we’d been on the shitter long enough that our legs fell asleep, so we just wiped up and left the job unfinished. Now it’s been long enough that our guts are gurgling again; should have just pushed harder, because it’s going to be messier now that it’s been festering in…

I hope the perpetrator took the quilt home, placed it lovingly on his bed, and hit the shower. While he was preparing for some epic ill-gotten snuggling, I hope said quilt became infested with scorpions, who then stung him to death over a period of many hours.

Agree 100%: icewater is Satan’s pee.

Hopefully said justice is hearty and warm, and not too cilantro-forward.

No swords!? Fuck that, I’m out.

She’s just being uncharacteristically truthful. Very nice of her, but her sponsor probably doesn’t like it.

BEADazzled. Don’t miss such a golden opportunity for a dad joke!

9/10 (red) stars, needs more beard.

No, I have been a big fan since day 1. Welcome to the Prometheus Fan Warehouse! io9 hates it for some reason, but it’s actually a solid sci-fi film, and a worthy entry in the Alien series.

I too love Resurrection, and it’s my wife’s actual favorite of the series. It’s grotesque, over-the-top, beautiful to look at (except the underwater scene’s dodgy effects), and the pacing is perfect.

I usually don’t even drink milk on its own (for baking, or with cereal only), because the concept grosses me out. If I were to knowingly try “raw” milk, straight from the shit-covered, stinking beast, I doubt I could choke it down.

Counterpoint: I’m a dem living in northern New Mexico (one of said flyover states; while not red, there are very red pockets, including where I live).

Don’t play with your own feces in the airplane bathroom 2 hours into a 7 hour flight, over the atlantic. Corollary: if you are a parent, do not allow your child to do the same.

If the women don’t find ya handsome...

I thought these were a fleet only thing...

No oyster sauce? To me, *that* is the secret ingredient. Agree 100% on not over-soying, and on egg method.

No oyster sauce? To me, *that* is the secret ingredient. Agree 100% on not over-soying, and on egg method.

Depends on how much cocaine you’ve had.

I took the bait; here’s your click, hope the sponsors are happy.