wait, you think Brazil is the one looking bad here? lol ok

{{{hugs}} I’ve thought about you and your furry girl often this past week. Your beautiful doggie knew nothing but love and compassion every day of her life with you. As terrible as the hurt is, that is pretty awesome to think about. She couldn’t have had a better life than the one you shared with her. She was wanted…

Knowing me and my fascination with death I’d be like my death party is full Victorian Wake Goth Party. And after I’m dead you all will be required to take post-mortem pictures with my body. First in tradtional Victorian style, then you can do Weekend At Bernies.

Oh, I was thinking of doing something like that. I’d also have karaoke and sing “It’s my party and I’ll die if I want to”. The cake will be a tombstone that reads, “Bye Suckers!”

When will the pasty corniness that is Taylor Swift abandon the stage and make room for actually talented white girls? I mean, she's so intolerable and a sign of the cultural decay we're living through. Je-sus, she's the worst. Her and Macklemore or however you spell that demon's name.