Wow...so lifehacker is now reduced to buzzfeed style slideshows ripped off random twitter polls...jesus christ...

I do, specifically and only for doughnuts

I remember Mitch Hedberg had a great line about that in one of his stand-up shows. Like because he was starting to become a recognizable face his agent insisted he take on acting roles to try and break into other things, and he was like, “When you’re in Hollywood and you’re a comedian, everybody wants you to do other…

both are fantastic reasons to stay with a car or a dog

fuck yeah olive oil and chocolate is great (try in cakes too). and salt & chocolate always but always. 

From the Halloween (2018) slide: “Halloween H20, which was also the last time we saw Jamie Lee Curtis” This straight up isn’t true. She was in the very next film, Halloween Resurrection.

I cannot get over just the sheer audacity of the Disney response. Not just that this multi-billion dollar company is invoking the pandemic tragedy as justification to seemingly breach their contract with Johansson, but then they claim that somehow Disney+ has enhanced her capability of earning additional…

This really puts the term ‘pan-cake’ into perspective. 

Add this to the list of foods we’ll fight over the corner pieces for.

I like this suggestion, but I also think it's funny, because a pancake is essentially cake batter cooked in a pan, and pouring the pancake batter into a sheetpan and baking it is, well, cake.

This is the kind of guy who, assuming GM doesn’t somehow shit on his enthusiasm and turn him into a model-specific supervillain, goes on to become a guru or, as Malcolm Gladwell would describe him, a Maven.

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For the love of god, don’t.   I mean - buy a home if you need a home and it makes sense vs. renting for all the right reasons.  But don’t consider that an investment, ‘cause it ain’t.  And don’t make an investment based on anything contained in this here article, because that’s not how you make real estate…

What would happen to the plants if I blend overripe bannans and peels in a blender with a bunch of water, then poured that around the roots, (or dug a small trench around and covered back up to avoid bugs, etc).

This article is the equivalent of Homer Simpson looking for an excuse to burn his pants. 

“Ok so then the other guy looks at him and goes: what do you mean you’re out of pineapple!....HAHAHA oh man you really gotta watch it!”

If there’s one thing I know, it’s that the more you describe a comedy sketch that you can’t watch because it’s on a paid service, the funnier it gets.

“Let’s describe a comedy sketch” is a bold new article strategy. Half the time I try to describe/retell a standup joke to someone I just give up halfway through - never going to be as funny as the real thing.

It’s been out for like 3 hours, how am I supposed to have the context for this article? People have jobs.