I was raised in a Pentacostal church, washed in the blood of the lamb, raised within a spirit-filled congregation, speaking in tongues, praying in the spirit, being healed in God’s merciful light. When I was a struggling, almost-suicidal 21 year old who had never had a relationship, I went to the front during the…

Is it leek? Is it fenugreek? WHAT THE FUCK IS IT?!

Me during the popcorn story

I do not like this at all.

The author of the Vice article just seems very immature: Numerous relationship partners did not meet your requirements, but you continued the relationship every time? She has vowed to never give another person oral forever. Forever is a long time, girl.

Yeah, I mean, what the fuck is this shit? I feel like I might be disproportionately angry about this, but it's an attitude I've encountered a few too many times. NO ONE is obligated to perform any sex act they don't enjoy, or just don't feel like doing, or what have you. And there are plenty of men who don't give a…

Right? 'Oh no guys! I looked at the world's blowjob inventory and there are missing blowjobs! We counted them all! A few are missing. Why isn't this cat lady coming up with the missing blowjobs?!"

I saw this last week, and the whole thing just enrages me. The fact that she doesn't want to do it but expects men to eat her out (Tracy, you make hella good points about why that's okay, and I'm a lot less pissed about it now but I was seeing red last week). The fucking disgusting misogynistic responses to it, like…

Seem's reasonable, but I have to ask

Gee, what's your prob, Sarah?

I actually had a roommate who started acting *insane* after I didn't go out to her birthday dinner. She hadn't really updated me on the plans, I found out (the day of I think) she was going to a really pricey restaurant I couldn't afford, and my boyfriend's brother + his partner were passing through town that night…

Common, sadly common. My husband will put away the basic plates, cutlery, etc. But Tupperware or other "weird things" get left out on the counter for me.

Real conversation from about 4 years ago, between me and my husband who was supposed to have quit smoking:

My husband's excuse for not putting away the dishes out of the dishwasher: "I don't know where they go."

I tried to call in "ugly"once. I told my boss I had a cold sore that went wild and my face look very, well, damaged and, as the front desk person, I thought I should stay home. He had me come in any way, took one at look at me, and conceded that, yes, maybe I could have the day off.

"The only reason I don't have a hard-on is because I had a Snickers earlier today!"

CRAY.

Can she please be put on Real Housewives of NY?

Vin runs his own FB page - no assistants, no bull. It's all him.

God damn, Vin Diesel just out here continuing to crush it.