Looks good but I’m going to wait for their nautical-themed sequel.

Was this you?

Be real, nobody expected Tottenham Hotspur to sign Harper, or any player for that matter.

Democratic primaries are a year away buddy.

And let’s be real. Salty picks letters that are “controversial” whether because letter writer is an asshole (resulting in scores of comments and clicks) or the topic is “controversial” (again resulting in scores of comments and clicks). So some guy asking/complaining about something normal (like a 75 minute meal) is…

I think this demonstrates how relatively minor actions by the restaurant can make a 75 minute dinner feel leisurely or rushed. Most people can tell when a server is trying to get you out the door, they drop the check unsolicited, or food is coming out faster than it should (ie entrees before aps are cleared). 

We really need a Tom Wilson vs. Zdeno Chara bout.

It doesn’t take an hour to eat it, but unless you are trying to get out in an hour, it’s pretty easy not to:

I just figured one angry violent white man appreciates another.

“the worst thing that ever happened to him” is really, “the best thing that ever happened to him.”

Black people really need to start calling the cops on white people.

And that’s how you got herpes

For now, but as you rightly note, he’s had an issue (self-inflicted) with transfers, so I’d be a bit more cautious hyping his latest recruit.

BJAR is a garbage stat that still doesn’t value how she uses her hands. It’s 2019, surely we can start using better analytics and can move past “the nerds in the basement who’ve never had their dick sucked don’t know shit herr derr” era.

JFC these chuds talk about their marriage like they’re some high school recrit who can bench 400. “Other scouts said her face was only average but her blowjobs are off the charts.”

Forbes put Dundon’s net worth at $1.1B in 2015. Let’s say he’s worth double that now. $250m is still more than 10% of his net worth, hardly chump change, just as I doubt you’d consider $10,000 chump change (assuming you have something close to $100k of net worth).

Yeah, and an actor just reads words someone else wrote. A pharmacist just mixes up some stuff. A teacher is just repeating what someone else told them is true.

Depends on the establishment. In my (limited) experience, at the highest end they do not share tips, they are salaried employees much like the cooks, sometimes getting bonuses based on wine sales. Broadly (and of course there will be many, many exceptions), the more expensive the restaurant, the fewer employees are…

Well, for better or worse, in our economy, people are not paid based on how hard they work, but on the value they add to the business for whom they work.

I think you don’t understand what embroidered means.