Fuck Jon Bernthal

Raw probably has other advantages, and there are some cheeses that can’t be made with commercially pasteurized milk. But for ricotta that’s not an issue, the only milk that won’t work is UHP (ultrahigh temp processing) which pasteurizes milk at a higher temp than standard pasteurization and does kill the enzymes or…

I still don’t understand why the Nats aren’t willing to make Machado a similar offer to what they’ve tabled for Harper.

He isn’t being overlooked, he isn’t deserving. The bar for 1B is very high and he’s well below the standard:

They can expect whatever the fuck they want, that doesn’t mean I’m obligated to give it to them.

the restaurant is required to make up the difference

It’s an age thing, and I’m not even going to say they are wrong. Used to be:

Then Moussa and Harry died anyway :(

Wenger and (more so) the board did him no favors leaving him with an aging but more important, terribly imbalanced squad. Ramsey is a classic luxury player though I think he may be brilliant in Italy next year. But Auba will be 30 this year, Laca 28 and Ozil will be 31. That’s a lot of money spent on players who will…

DDG didn’t need to be eight feet wide when every shot was literally at his feet. Great positioning, but IMO Lloris made the best save of the match knocking a deflected shot over the bar.

Yesterday at the bar the Mancs were singing that to which I would reply “your only good play-a” which was true regardless of the result.

Don’t tell Unai Emery that.

A game where they were outplayed the entire second half and scored from a terrible mistake and “they’re back?” Maybe in the race for the Top 4.

Plot twist: Seamless was bringing the lube

and now you two are married?

Seeing as you’re now mining the lower leagues for content, fair to say Deadspin will never publish a positive story about Spurs then?

I’m not crying, you’re crying.

Would profit-sharing rather than revenue sharing change this dynamic? If the Yankees had a choice between giving Machado $45m rather than giving it to the other owners (as salaries reduce profits [understanding that marginal wins have value]) seems like they’d be more willing to spend. But I suspect it’s the luxury…

This sucks but why is she only carrying liability insurance on a 2015, $27,000 car?

The Ducks better watch out, I’m sure Crosby is telling Oleksiak to get his ass kicked by proxy right now.