I thought another Jalop article pointed out how most of those aren’t properly cleaned so you’re effectively sandblasting your car with the salt and dirt of those who came before you.

You’d mandate winter tires in places like DC which gets maybe 6" of snow most years? Most drivers live in places that aren’t snow/ice covered all winter.

Europa League. Also, it’s Champions League, a league of Champions, not a league that belongs to a single Champion.

Contract length is the second biggest factor in transfer fees (after player quality).

I’d be pissed too if there were clouds on my lawn.

The lack of Dead Cells on these lists here is deeply troubling. Best action platforming metroidvania roguelitelike ever.

Also fuck digital payments only (an even worse iteration of no-cash payments), another idea no consumer wants nonetheless foisted upon us by our owners.

Wow, a mid-table team scored five goals! Amazing. What did the team in second place do in their last two matches? Presumably nothing worth noting.

Don’t forget Draymond.

Every kid is different so I hope that works for yours but this is what I’m going with:

Heather, I’d love an explanation of what makes CS:GO (or other games similarly described) have such “fantastic gunplay.” I see it written from time to time about various games but don’t really understand what it means as I stopped playing FPS in the Quake years and am generally terrible at multiplayer games.

Sandy Koufax

I’ll take a reasonably satisfied life, healthy platonic and romantic relationships with women and a family over the extra stars those guys have.

You should probably re-write the headline as most would expect the VA to mean Virginia.

More like:

Dear Diary,

For the first time, a woman asked me to take my dick out. I didn’t know what to do. Thankfully security was there to help.

It would have to be the Without Consent Tour II at least.

They would have announced his appearance but he said that when the women know what’s coming it takes all the edge off.

Also the beer tastes like trash.

No friend, the unhappy one forced to watch was the woman Louis CK jacked off in front of. But it wasn’t one.

Right?!?! I mean I’m sitting here pretty drunk and I can come up with one that would have won him the room: “yeah, that didn’t go so well for me last time and she didn’t even ask.”