I’m pretty sure he let the clock run out on his option to buy.

Sometimes instead of forcing a pass into a difficult spot you should just throw it away.

Sadly, it seems that’s how your parents treated you...

Honestly I’m surprised he didn’t seek a longer deal with lower AAV, but this should give him one more shot at a 3-4 year deal with a big number attached as long as his arm doesn’t fall off.

Oh good, the king of assholes is here to tell everyone else how to live.

Sounds like somebody is just about to graduate high school! Pynchon. <shakes head>

You can be opposed to people taking their kids to restaurants or you can be a reasonable person, but you can’t be both.

If your lower east side restaurant doesn’t have a changing station they are violating the law. So no, parents shouldn’t be forced to eat elsewhere because a proprietor is too cheap to follow the law.

Because the wealthy and powerful can silence speech they don’t like.

Just casually dropping in that you read Infinite Jest. Let me guess, you went to Princeton. Wait, no you would have mentioned that if you did. Brown?

This isn’t about my feelings, it’s about my law degree.

Well if that’s how you think the law works, good luck.

What law was broken? I don’t have a responsibility to keep your secrets, whether you’re a business or a person.

“Confidential” doesn’t mean anything to a third party. Companies aren’t governments, their secrets aren’t protected.

What if they crash into each other?

I wonder how much of Federer’s decision was personal rather than not wanting to risk tarnishing what is perhaps the most pristine brand in all of sports.

I think it’s terrific they let Khalid Sheikh Mohammed on the internet now.

I mean this is pretty obnoxious and preachy:

Maybe people make fun of (but seldom lash out) at vegans because they are annoying harpies who insist on being hyper-sensitive while simultaneously acting as though they are the only ethical and moral people in the world because the rest of us enjoy the taste of animal products, as our evolution dictated?

Clinton drives those clicks