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We’re going to need a lot more of that Soylent now that Musk is smoking weed...

I just hope you called the IRS back, that sounds very serious.

But what tier is he in your hall of serial killers, and which TV serial killer is he most like. IMO the one from the Wire. Have you ever seen The Wire? Best show ever. 

Who the fuck invited Rick Snyder to this cookout, unless it is to pelt him with lead?

I know you are new to football, but he chipped the keeper, he didn’t curl it, as the announcer said. 

No, it’s written to head off the exceedingly boring mac vs. PC debate.

You’re the person who hates everything anyone likes and think it makes you unique, aren’t you?

if sports fans—particularly college football fans—are good at anything, it’s forgetting about whatever makes them uncomfortable.

affecting

The background check did not call for or return arrest information, and Zach Smith’s arrest in 2009 was therefore unknown to others at OSU at the time he was hired.

Legal weed, man...

Do they stop the clock for the drinking? I don’t think I could chug four beers in 4:33.

I was unclear on whether it’s four ounces total or four ounces per beer.

It’s not a false report to say “I think someone is breaking into a car.” These people are on some bullshit, but usually not breaking the law as long as they don’t outright fabricate something (like that white lady who was screaming gun because there was a black man nearby).

Kaep first took a knee in Sept. 2016, a couple months before this.

No, it doesn’t. It’s about the first amendment, a type of speech not protected, not a defense for assault.

Fighting words doctrine doesn’t mean you can fight someone who says them, it is a limit to the first amendment. It’s a kind of speech that is not protected, not a defense against assault.

I’d like your chances in front of a DC jury with that defense.

Before you I kneel

You see cider vinegar has a “mother” and mother earth is the goddess of all so why wouldn’t you put it in everything.