In tournament play, points will be awarded for kills and for finishing places (ie finishing second earns more points than finished 99th).

In-swinger and out-swinger aren’t cliches, they are descriptions of the curve of the ball.

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I need my 22.

HOW DARE YOU DISPARAGE THE MOST VALUABLE NEWS SOURCE IN AMERICA READ ENTIRELY WHILE STANDING ON IT OUTSIDE MY HOTEL ROOM!

Presumably whoever bought the company would hire her to shill for them.

The second best part is the announcer telling us where the outfielders are positioned as though it would matter.

If you think Pujols’ 2003 numbers are good, you should check out this guy named Bonds. Pretty good player from around the same time, surprised you don’t mention him.

Look at those women, they are 26 years old. Ain’t enough booze in the world to act that fast. That’s meth.

Technically Zhu could have split the pot had he and Labat both pulled a straight (though not one that also resulted in a full house or quads) but to win outright he was drawing dead.

He didn’t sign up to have players whine about how he’s playing the game either. Play the game, live with the community.

I once shot a man in Reno.

Your honor, I did not murder him, I just chased him around a neighborhood until he turned around and then I shot him.

But the NL team trading for him wouldn’t want him to help the AL get home field in the WS.

This happened to Jeff Samardzija in 2014 when he was an NL allstar with the Cubs but traded before the ASB to the As. He was ineligible to play in the game but was still an all-star and introduced as an NL all-star:

No, by my logic, you have the right to call the police on me if I don’t show you my ID. Which is what happened here.

Thanks for the suggestion. I’ve been reading So You Want to Talk About Race by Ijeoma Oluo based on a recommendation here. Trying not to make it others responsibility to educate me, so I welcome those who assist.

Shame that #aquaticopadam is unemployed now:

It’s not a false call. He didn’t lie. Wasting 911's time isn’t a crime.

There’s nothing false about his call. There was a person swimming in a pool and wouldn’t show him their ID.