The joke is that he’s ugly. Unlike the staff of Deadspin, who are attractive, and not ugly.

Objectively though, feminists DO tend to be physically unattractive and beautiful women are more likely to be conservative. This has actually been proven by science.

angela pitt, his wife

Bet you 1 thousand dollars that Angela beats him. He’s always got that defeated look about him.

“Straight”

Seeing Britney Spears get old is really disturbing. She was a teenage sexpot like yesterday.

LOL are there goons in the NBA??

Not really. They tend to flit around and engage with whatever catches their attention. Kind of like this model’s two-week coding adventure.

“get my money”

Who graduates in April? Well, it is Alabama.

Coding is tedious, boring, hard, and requires years of practical experience. Not exactly female friendly.

That’s enough, feminism.

I feel like most people under 40 have no idea what a masculine icon Bruce Jenner was. If you think of him as just some reality TV trollop, it’s just not as shocking.

I hope this is the start of something big. The rights of men are being oppressed across every college in the country.