You know, I love it when this site makes me reevaluate and reconsider, and this post has done it today. You always come with the great points and hilarious gifs, but it's preaching to the choir with me usually. But this time, I was giving Tyra the side-eye for loving herself a bit much, and you have made me check…

1. Whiteface is not a thing, has never been a thing, will never be a thing.

I know, right? I would have preferred not knowing as well; ignorance makes lusting so much easier.

You are my people.

She just now came to this revelation, now that they are pre/adolescents? Where was this concern for their academic, disciplinary and spiritual upbringing before now? Even if she could establish that she is their biological mother, what in the world would be grounds for granting her visitation? So fucked up...

You are not alone. I have now have more than my usual Monday morning sadz.

He is hella gorgeous, but when I found out he is an admirer of Ayn Rand, my lady boner wilted quickly.

One could easily say the same of you, since you seem strangely offended on behalf of people you don't know, to the degree that you're parsing someone's opinion based on Webster's. It's really not that serious, Heidi. Have a Coke and a smile.

You seem unaccountably invested in this, and given that it's a random picture on the internet of people who aren't going to be paying either of our bills anytime soon, and therefore really not that crucial, I happily concede to you. Heidi Klum and Kerry Washington are clearly best friends. There now, happy?

If you call barely holding on to one arm "embracing", you have a different definition of that word than I do.

Kerry Washington looks decidedly uncomfortable in that pic. And given that Heidi Klum is given to weird over-sharing, cultural insensitivity (her Halloween costumes could have their own event in the Appropriation Olympics), and claiming she takes topless selfies all the time because she's European and apparently the…

It is pretty racist. But given that he's sexy enough to suspend normal cognitive functioning and usual verbal boundaries, you would probably be forgiven. And if Idris is kind enough to look past your faux pas, you won't be needing David Tennant, so feel free to send him my way, thanks very much.

Sadly, I don't think enough people know who Jane Addams was for her to join the list you just cited.

You forgot their mascot, Brown Jenkin.

Actually, I'm not; that's a willful misinterpretation on your part. You're operating from a premise that casual sex is inherently problematic, and that people who engage in it not acting like adults. You said yourself that you are judging. You make blanket statements about immaturity and hurting other people for…

You are projecting a bit. Feelings don't always develop just because you sleep with someone. And despite persistent stereotypes, women are capable of having sex for fun and pleasure just like men. Booty calls are not intrinsically hurtful assignations, and if they are, you're doing it wrong. This isn't about…

I was being somewhat flippant, but these "slut-shaming" accusations are befuddling. I was making a generalized compare and contrast statement, but if you want to accuse me of appearance-snarking, then guilty, because however subjective beauty is, I think Paula Patton is more aethestically pleasing. However, by no…

Why yes, thank you, I'll take a big ole serving of intra-racism with a side order of respectability politics, followed by stomping on a little girl's self-esteem for dessert. Sheesh. As Hurston said long, long ago: "all my skinfolk ain't kinfolk".

I'm not slut-shaming her at all. She was obviously into Thicke for whatever reason, and he told her his wife was "chill" with it. And while I personally don't think she holds a candle to Paula Patton, I'm sure she's attractive enough when she's not looking like a Paris Hilton stand-in from 2003. Whatever. I'm more…

Touche'.