I have received several replacement iPhone from Apple (what can I say? I'm hard on phones). Every one of the "refurbished" phones has been indistinguishable from new.

Most butchers in these parts (NorCal) will custom cut/grind if you ask nicely and in advance of when you need it. Even in the megamarts.

I'll bet this is stupidity, plain and simple. Some "social media guru" working for the campaign decided to buy likes. And forgot that it was important that the likes be somewhere in the proximity of the candidate's district.

Marbling and beef tenderness are weakly related, at best. Many other factors are more important. Don't believe me? Ask the USDA: [www.ars.usda.gov]

When you fuse together lips and assholes, you don't get a steak. You get a politician.

"A little to the right. No. Up more. Hmm... Try a little more to the right. Now down a bit. A bit more. Good grief, what's that all over the wall?"

Typosquatting domains typically sell for more.

"Hello, my name is Jerry and I'll be your mouse today... What's that? Oh, Mickey and Mighty were busy. BTW, if you see a grey cat around..."

Also, do not play all numbers <= 31 as many people play combos of birthdays.

Can I expect to see an article on LIfehacker explaining how I can DIY with Slim Jims and a drill press?

What do houses cost?

Which one gets noticed more? If you want to be part of the crowd, then send an email like just about everybody else will. If you want to stand out, send a handwritten thank you note.

Remember, getting a judgment is only the beginning of the process. You still have to collect it.

I'd recommend doing the pause step before the clear step. Otherwise, there is no history to pause and you are not presented with the option.

VOTE: Keynote

I hear this Internet thing is going to fizzle soon. ;)

From joyofbaking.com: "It is best not to use butter that has been frozen for baking, as freezing can affect the texture of the butter and change its moisture content. When the butter thaws it can be grainy with droplets of water."

When it does, you'll wish you were younger instead.

As an fyi, if you are baking, it is not recommended to use butter that has been frozen.

I'm equally certain that it isn't in Canada.