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Same here, Boston. I was so psyched to try BodyGlide and soooo disappointed :(

Ordered a Bloody Mary on my flight home last week and dude next to me goes, “Oh man, you just blew up my plan!”. The flight attendant gave him such a look i’m *amazed* he didn’t burst into flames!

Because it is all bs security theater. Some asshole fails to blow up his shoe and seventeen years later we’re all still taking off our shoes to fly?!

TSA at Logan took my hex wrench set years ago and i’m still pissed!

Delete your account.

Thank you! That just doesn’t pass the sniff test, Cate.

Oh. Please.

Oh Mark, no!

I think i love you.

Thank you!

Now THAT is a reality show i would watch the hell out of!

You sound like you’ve got it allll figured out. Good luck with that!

But! She could be Nancy O’Dell’s sister/cousin/whatever!

Feel better soon!

Right wing nut job...

YESSSSSS!

His hair is SO MUCH BETTER though!

He was *so* good in The Wire. RIP, sir.

Seriously, can’t stop cringing.