Does it seem strange that they had to see a leak to notice 250,000 gallons of gas that somehow didn’t make it to its destination? Didn’t they wonder where it went? If not...*google - How to tap a hose into a gas pipeline*

Which Porsche is best Porsche?

Don’t worry. I always take precautions.

The famous Group 5 BMW E21 320 Turbo, about to put in some work at Laguna Seca.

That is the M3 convertible. It was 200 pounds heavier in the ass. I blame that additional ass bias for this.

The #stancenation drift kids are too young to have watched Initial D when it was popular.

I’ve found my people!

there is no such thing as ‘too much manual’

Back-rolling, because children and pets would make you suffer otherwise.

No.

It was going to set itself on fire at some point, so this wasn't such a bad way to go.

There’s at least some truth to almost every single one of those statements. I still love it here though, warts and all. I would be sad if Jalopnik stopped existing.

You forgot to add:

Hey Jalopnik, don’t shit where you eat. Most of the stories originate from Reddit. Yesterday’s Challenger-bro was an echo from Reddit. Take your licks and appreciate the candid feedback.

Sadly, most of it is on point

Dat ass tho!

Hey man. At least half of it is pretty on the point.