And that word is Meth.

“Why was an un-marked car trying to make a traffic stop?”

“in some ways, even though his picture is not there, Colin Kaepernick is there.”

He was tipping pitches from behind the plate. Well shit, somebody oughtta hire this guy.

Jeeps—vehicles which, as you know, I love dearly.

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

If I knew anything about art, geography, 18th-19th-20th-century Presidents, French culture, opera, human anatomy, animal anatomy, food, science in general, potent potables, and potpourri, I could totally crush Jeopardy with the edge I’d have in sports and pop culture.

does sarah think they are kneeling on the flag?

one man who spent $45 on bottled water at the game.

“We’re sorry we were caught charging $4.50 for tap water. In the future, we will conceal it in Dasani bottles like Coca-cola already does.”

I think you mean only he can hear it. Cause that’s how dog whistles work.

They booed at the bar I was in Sunday. At the TV. But no one took off their hat or stood or put down their beer. Which proves the patriotism can’t go through a TV screen. I guess.

No worries, man. I often finish too soon, too.

My computer just got an STD from playing that video.

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