When I was little, my mom bought me a comic book that showed me how deal with these weirdos.

Congratulations, Mr. Aldairon, on COTD! I would like to gift you with an Acura which this lovely lady will deliver after she has a few cheeseburgers.

Which one of you is the evil twin? Because, you know, if they’re the good twin you have nothing to worry about.

“brother”

“Wanna bet?”

I’m not sure how Cardinals fans made this happen, but it’s clearly their fault.

Hey between the rain and being 77 cut a old man some slack.

Is this where I say I’ve never heard of half these people? I’m actually astonished how many I do know. Paris Jackson’s look was my top pick, followed by Millie Bobby. Everything else was rather dull. Amber Rose looks 100x better without hair.

this doesn’t make any sense. you’re old enough to be married but you still end up inside a hot topic?

What, and run the risk he takes out THEIR guys? Nah.

It needs to be stressed that this wouldn’t have happened without crowd-sourcing his identity. The Cville police have made no effort to investigate these people. Every single arrest has come only because private citizens have identified these people and assembled evidence themselves.

Well, two of them only need to outrun the third.

Watching the video above, you have to cut Bortles some slack....

“Ah shucks! Ah well, there’s no getting that nut back.”

As a Lions fan, I’d rather have the bag.

There is no “Draft” to dodge. Except the NFL Draft. And these fools got drafted by the Browns. The BROWNS. It’s like the Afghanistan of NFL teams.

Reminds me of this post I see floating around occasionally.

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No, it doesn’t, because you are not understanding what happened. They signed on with Obama, and, as is common, were staying until their replacements were found. Since Orange doesn’t do any work, he didn’t replace them and of course, is taking money away from the program anyway. They hung in as long as they could,…