“Cool as the other side of the pillow”

Was it “Nutritious”? Maybe “Not-Diarrhea-Inducing”?

Does Lonzo stay with the Lakers if they go after the big 3?

So....I guess your vote would be Warhol?

It’s one more goal than the US scored, amirite?

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Seems like you didn’t quite get McGary’s joke there. Let me break it down for you...

I’m impressed that this potential pooperloper changed just enough words to not make it an exact match to the previous submission.

What’s Adam Oates up to these days?

NHL games are also typically out in mid-September. They just aren’t as popular as FIFA (obviously)

Bobcat is a brand name, not a type of machine. It’s a Cat Skid Steer Loader: https://www.cat.com/en_US/products/new/equipment/skid-steer-loaders.html

“Raiders Throw Christian to the Lions” would be an excellent headline

Jurassic World Evolution — Xbox One, PC

Fleury hasn’t imploded, the Vegas defense has. That said, Fleury has yet to come up with a big, momentum-shifting save the way Holtby did at the end of Game 2.

No. I’m half ponytail shaming her.

This look way better than her typical half ponytail

Why do we have to guess what JR said? Surely someone picked up audio with a parabolic mic

Having eaten Hot-n-Ready pizzas, I’m not sure I want to know what goes into making them

They should have just used this image