I’m just relieved these guys didn’t accidentally enroll in any Shanghai U classes during their short detainment. Otherwise, the NCAA would’ve had to get involved.

You’re conflating my online persona with my real-world one. Online, I satisfy all of those requirements. In the real world, shut up. I don’t want to talk about it.

Last night in bed, I told my wife that just like a phoenix rises from the ashes, my penis would rise again. She laughed at me and went back to surfing on her iPhone.

Why are those screen grabs so muddy? Are the graphics and textures really that bad?

Only goosebumps? I have skidmarks.

“Whoops! Forgot to hit record.”

If it ain’t broke, you haven’t pushed it hard enough

I guess the “logic” is that you can’t sue ‘em if you’re dead

Brock’s just auditioning for the Bills

Evra will be 37 by the time next season rolls around. With his age and now the stigma that will certainly follow him after this incident, we might have seen the last of Evra on a professional pitch. It’s unfortunate such a great career might end like this, but it’s also not all that surprising that an old guy might…

If you have Amazon Prime, I highly recommend watching the Penn & Teller Bullshit episode on Pyramid Multi-Level Marketing Schemes. Season 8, Episode 5: Easy Money

No matter the problem, butt plugs are always the solution.

As someone who recently put 2 kids through daycare, I completely understand. At one point, I was paying over $24k per year for daycare.

I think the Elliott case is also influenced by that video of him yanking a girl’s shirt down during a parade.

I miss Deflategate. Those were simpler times.

Man, a guy does one crazy thing and he gets labeled for life

So he was 0-2 on the night?

Yeah....hard pass

No DLC included in that Explorer’s Edition? That’s a missed opportunity.

If anything, I assumed all FBS head coaches would use “I’ll Make a Man Out of You” as their ringtones