Holy shit! So all we have to do is collectively kneel across America and Trump and Pence will leave the country!?! Spread the word!

Funny. My take was: “You’re a goddamn monster!”

We’re indoors. Fuck you. #johnoliver

I’m torn. On one hand, this is such a silly thing to worry about. On the other hand, the revised icons really are a significant improvement.

Sadly, in America he never would have gotten a first term

No Xfinity offering for Fusion? That’ll cut out a large chunk of potential audience.

Never thought I’d say this, but I miss Deflategate. Those were simpler times

I prefer to imagine that Russell was standing in a concession line between innings

Uh...Which one is Mary Kate?

But at what point is it considered a catch by Tate? He gets the ball in one fluid motion while falling into the endzone. During that time, the defenders hand comes off his shoulder. If Tate had lost the ball as he fell into the endzone, they would’ve called an incomplete pass. However, because he didn’t, they count it…

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This was probably the best-case scenario for Nevada taxpayers at this point

Like a Boss!

IDK...a Pythagorean Theorem rant just doesn’t do it for me. I guess I’m just too obtuse.

This reminds me of every attempt I’ve ever made to use the Analytical Hierarchy Process (AHP) from 6 Sigma to prioritize project requirements. The problem with simplifying it down to A vs B discussions for large quantities of items, is that you will inevitably end up with circular logic loops (i.e. A is more important…

How much of this risk is due to the fact that searching for Avril Lavigne might lead you to a Nickelback fansite? Or worse yet, a Nickelback song? (shudder)

Something, something....the Yankees are dicks

We would go on to lose that game to the team my mother sponsored. I quit baseball in the car on the ride home while my mother smirked at me.

Why is there a guy wearing a Red Wings shirt at a TB/WSH game? I like Steve Yzerman too, but that seems overkill.