If you lift up his hairpiece, you’ll find Elebits

This news has me shaken, not stirred

I felt pretty good having Romo on my fantasy team but now that Chip Kelly has weighed in, I’m not so sure...

When asked to comment, JPP replied, “Hey, everybody makes mistakes. There’s no need for finger-pointing”.

Challenge accepted!

“Worldstar!”

Exclusive footage of NBC executives talking with Geoff Britten:

Here’s what they said:

So can a different team sign him now?

Will that be a proposition on the presidential ballot? I’ll gladly vote for him to be in jail.

Homophobe!!!

I'm surprised the Gamecocks didn't think of this first

Deadspin must have heard your complaints. You now have a full article dedicated to your alma mater: http://deadspin.com/five-rutgers-f…

Beat me to it!

You know I’m all about that base, no treble

I have just one question: How low does the robe go in the game?

Thankfully, my Ghost replica will preserve his performance.

I’m just glad I have the Ghost replica that will forever preserve the glory that is Dinklebot

That ref is an A.S.S.