How Shocked Are You to Learn that We don’t care About Copyright Law?

Marshmello, the first musician to put a concert on in Fortnite, was offended by this blatant act of capitalism.

CNN is useless. That they can even try to claim that they're fair is preposterous.

Tough weak for annoying liberals.

The Dems do not want a wall because walls are effective in stopping illegal immigration. The Dems want illegal immigration because the NGOs promoting illegal immigration make sure to inform illegal immigrants that if they want to stay in America they will need to vote for Dems. It’s important to note that it is…

The electoral college is the system that was established to get the buy-in of rural states. If you eliminate it, and/or eliminate senate per-state representation then you are saying to rural states you’re renegotiating the deal and removing any and all of their political power.

Don’t expect them to play ball with…

Yes the system would change and yes more people would then vote, why is that a bad thing again?

You have a two party state. The majority who vote for one are largely rural, while the majority who vote for the other are urban. With the electoral college, those states all have the same vote. Changing to popular vote means that the largely urban, democratic centres, will always win.
You will become a one party…

That will work great until the first time a state that would have given their votes to a Democratic candidate based on how their state voted has to give them to a Republican. The people in that state would and should shit a brick.

Waaaah, I can’t win with the current rules, so let’s change it so I can...

How about developing a strategy to win in rural areas instead of trying to change the rules...

I’ve never voted Republican in my life. This would get me to vote Republican in 1 second. 

That’s why I never give homeless people money. What am I going to give them? $5? That’s nothing in the grand scheme of things!

The left: Too much power and wealth are concentrated in too few places!

The numbers are also net worth, they don’t actually have that money to start with.

Woke white blogger feels like other people should have to pay for reparations (after all, woke white blogger isn’t responsible for racism!) is perfectly on-brand for Splinter 2019.

They make gummy candies and they are perfectly fine. They’ve recently become very available. I used to have to get them at the import shop and last week I found 6 different varieties (bears, worms, sharks, raspberry/blackberry with the balls on the outside, and I can’t remember the other two) at the gas station.

M&Ms cannot hold a candle to Smarties.