It’s funny, because since he became president, his kids think they’re like the Kennedy’s, only the Trump family is dumb as hell (as shown by Donnie Jr here) and they lack charisma. He thinks he’s untouchable.

You don’t even know. We picked up my 5 year old son from the hospital when he was two days old. His biological mother had tested positive for drugs throughout her pregnancy and had had 4 children taken away from her previously. He lived with us until he was 1-year old and despite his heavy in utero drug exposure…

My wife and I spent 6 months at Children’s Hospital of Minneapolis. Our son was born with Heterotaxy Syndrome and went through multiple surgeries before passing away at 6 months old. I would have given anything, including my own beating heart, to the hospital if it meant he would have lived.

For. Real. CPS and the foster system are a mess. My mother was a special education teacher, and as you can imagine, many of her students were born with emotional and mental delays due to addiction at birth. Many were foster children. She had a little girl in her class who was 10 and had lived with the same foster…

Mother’s rights can be a bitch sometimes.

The irony is ain’t no one ask the little boy if he wanted the visits.

The irony is ain’t no one ask the little boy if he wanted the visits.

I went through this being a foster parent. Her lawyer probably told her that if she acts like she wants to see her kid it will look better for her criminal charges. In my state, as long as the child’s parents haven’t been stripped of their rights, they have 20 days to object to any foster home placement, forcing CPS…

I have had a foster dog for 3 years. He can’t leave, and I can’t formally adopt him yet because of his behavioral issues. He was gentle and friendly in the shelter— because he’s an extremely sensitive dog, and when you separate him from me, he shuts right down. The rescue and I have worked with 3 dog trainers, and…

Eh. My mom got the sweetest dog at the shelter about a year and a half ago, and eventually he turned into a growler and a biter and a dog with food aggression. Through multiple trainers and boardings, she’s finally looking to re-home him. It really does happen.

Also if they could do an oil change and tire rotation on my car while it’s in the Park n Ride, that’d be awesome.

You are a fucking genius and I want to subscribe to your newsletter, lecture series, and work for your company!

I don’t want to be getting a colonoscopy when the flight hits massive turbulence...

Good on them.

That’s the part that’s so stupid. Some people have to return a shelter dog. It happens. Some of them, even, probably adopt other dogs they like better. I think that part is a shit move, but at the same time, she’s far from alone in this. It’s the fact she has to write a goddamn essay about everything!

Per science, that’s not possible. People are usually allergic to dander or saliva, which is present with all dogs, and no matter what breed or hair length or type, they all produce dander and saliva. Even two dogs from the same breed can elicit different reactions in people with allergies. Obviously, I wouldn’t…

I came here about the mama bear comment...just fucking apologize, no one wants to see this nonsense.

This club has everything....

Yeah. Also Mama Bears would definitely describe staring and yodeling at a stranger as their kid’s idea of being friendly.

1. I own a restaurant. While I don’t have kids, I have always allowed my staff to bring their kids to work. Their well-behaved kids. Sometimes even well-behaved kids get a little wild, and then their parent tells them to cool it and go play upstairs. Kids will be kids. But the ceremonial unveiling of the sphincter,…