I kind of like the idea of calling a little baby and a toddler “Sir” I think its cute, “Why hello Sir, how are you this fine evening”

The only think I find hard to believe is that the Donald Trump they claim they knew for 10 or so years was not the current guy.

This article would have been vastly improved with a parallel explanation of the differences in genetics alongside the difference in observed behaviors. The only mention of genetics at all was the quote of a veterinarian who also studies canine genetics saying that this jibes very well with her own observations. We’re…

I just sort of skimmed the article, but I think I got the gist of it.

Oh God, I just realized that with Trump in the White House, there’s a good chance that a sitting president got a golden shower there... Fuck...

The pineapple habanero is good too.

My kids ate brownies for breakfast today. I’m like....it’s pretty much a granola bar anyway. But most flavored yogurt is WAY too fucking sugary, even for me.

“YOU don’t have an expiration date...so why should we?”

“Yoplait: Yes, this is essentially candy that you can pretend is healthy, so just say ‘fuck it’ and reach for one in place of a Snickers”

“Yoplait: I mean fuck, at least you’re feeding them, right?”

Thanks to David and Brandon for making this weekend the greatest automotive experience of my life thus far. The Briarwood will always be the anchor of my future fleet of shit boxes and I owe it all to you guys.

You sir, are a class act. Not only did you drive 8 hour, fix the car and let him keep it. You paid him for the spare parts you took.

Nice story! I’m glad you got that young mans Jeep back up and running. I was a little disappointed you didn’t get to meet DavidTracyisaWanker though.

Good job man. Proud of you.

Seriously one of the best things I’ve read here in years. You deserve some brownie points for sure. See? There’s still good in the world!

No, that isn’t a fucked up approach. That is EXACTLY how language works. Ask any linguist, anywhere.

I posted last week about being sober just over three months. I had a breakthrough at my meeting this week that was really awesome in how I realized how amazing it is that since I have accepted that I am an alcoholic and decided to seek help, I have thought about drinking but not had that insane need for it.

Men who are pro-life see women as subhuman, so, this is a big NOPE from me. I’m so over giving people the benefit of the doubt.

Nope? Deal breaker. No question. You know what you don’t need if you are trying to determine if you want an abortion? Someone guilting you.

How does one get ungreyed exactly? I post semi regularly. I’m not super annoying and my gif game is above average. I’m a lesbian, so I’d rather not blow anyone. Hints? Tips?