It’s always interesting when we get a new foster dog in the house, and see/hear their reactions to us making time. We learned early to make sure they were in a crate before we got started. Our own dogs are used to it and ignore us (I’m sure on Saturday mornings they are looking at each other and going, “they’re at…

Caroline (daughter of Rudy) Giuliani vocally supported both Obama and Clinton.

$42 for a burger tee? At least tell me it was a scratch ‘n’ sniff, or did it come with a fries and drink t-shirt?.

The actual correct answer is french toast.

Little pancakes. Younger me could scarf down the big ones like no one’s business. But as I get older, even one big pancake laden with syrup and butter sits in my stomach like a wet dishtowel. I like the idea of eating a “stack” of pancakes, so give me three or four small ones and I feel like I’ve accomplished…

You know the correct answer is “waffles.”

Yeah, well, see, her brand of ‘feminism’ and ‘awareness’ come from the experiences of someone who’s never really had to worry about a single thing in their life. It’s trite, clichéd nonsense because it has no real foundation that was built out of the years long process of surviving and learning from challenges, and…

But so far, and despite significant coverage about how the eldest Trump remains one of the president’s closest and most trusted advisers, little that Ivanka claims to lobby him on in private has materialized in his public policy.

Oh God, fuck this asshole. I wish a thousand chronic illnesses on him. A hundred thousand.

You can live a healthy life and still get cancer. Or MS or ALS, or several other diseases. Or, you know, get in a car accident.

To be clear, what Trump thinks Kim Jong Un has been so “smart” about is his having been handed North Korea when his father died (Trump thinks nepotism is actually a sign of skill on the part of the beneficiary of it....shocking) and having consolidated his power through political assassinations. Trump specifically…

I can picture Don and Kim Jr. building a fort in the oval office and eating paper plates of tater tots while talking about how girls are dumb.

Lets all be friends everyone. It doesn’t matter if you’re a mass murderer, a white supremacist, a human rights abuser, or a strongman with a nuclear arsenal. This president wants to meet you and thinks he can get along with you....

Yeah, it would have been the end of my marriage if my husband voted Trump.

45 is what happens when you buy your kids degrees and careers. He is peak failing upwards.

Regarding Giselle... How the fuck do you stay married to someone who supports Trump? I almost broke up my with my boyfriend when we were having a “devil’s advocate” argument about him. Like, where is the respect? I can’t even fucking imagine. (I know, they are rich and beautiful, and have kids... Ugh) Don’t get it.

Dickerson gets credit not only for asking AND THEN FOLLOWING UP, but the way he asked. “But I’m asking you, because you don’t want it to be fake news. I want to hear it from President Trump” and “But I want to know your opinions. You’re the president of the United States” are such great lines that should appear in…

“It should be talked about.”

“Okay, let’s talk about it.”

“That’s enough. We’re done.”

Don’t use lean meat.

Bless this American hero.