I’m a grown man. I’ve lived on my own 25+ years. I still don’t sit with my shoes on the couch. I can still hear my mom yell at me “NO SHOES ON THE COUCH!”

Pushing rope

My gonads just crawled back inside my body, thanks. :(

Damn you to Hell for putting that image in my head.

Just like every personality-disordered sociopath I’ve known (a hazard when you don’t realize your tolerance for crazy due to sociopath ‘dad’). I wonder if it’s the lack of empathy or the narcissistic self focus that checks them out of connecting with another human being...but yeah, limp dick and/or inability to…

I truly believe that Kellyanne and the Saffron Shitgibbon are Doing It.

Goddamnit! If Trump and his cadre aren’t proof that money doesn’t equal sofistication, I don’t know who else could be it! Philistines, all of them, ignorant, barbaric savages, without a modicum of good manners!

My face reading this:

The maniacs of this nation went all in on Michelle Obama for daring to wear a sleeveless dress and then we have this. Ugh. Just. Ugh.

Even my sullen teenager knows to have better manners than that.

Stay tuned for today’s episode of: “Can you imagine what the reaction would have been if Michelle Obama had done something like that?”

Yes, grew up with these parents. Really bonded with Ben Folds and his “Your Redneck Past” lyrics: “je suis american, please cook my steak again.” It took quite a while before I was comfortable with medium rare or tartare. 

What do serious Springsteen fans think about Philadelphia? I’ve always really loved that song and thought it was wonderfully evocative (like a lot of his music), but Springsteen is generally only sometimes on my radar, so I wonder if my love for this song is like when someone says that Shiny Happy People is their…

If I had to use an outhouse in the winter, I’d be pretty anxious to avoid any food poisoning whatsoever too. Or the summer, for that matter.

I love this. One of my favorite Boss tunes.

Not bad. Reminds me of his interpretation of 1989, which I absolutely loved.

He’s so successful that he managed to go bankrupt selling steaks, water, and vodka! In America! Sad.

I say to the Republicans, if you really want to do something politically good, don’t do anything. Sit back for a period of two years, because ‘17 is going to be a disaster... a disaster for Obamacare.

The guy couldn’t make money running a casino. That’s literally a business where people walk in off the street, hand you their money, and leave, and he still fucked it up. The fact that he can’t grasp the complexities of our insane health care system isn’t surprising.

I grew up the same way. I don’t touch beef or pork because my parents cooked everything “well done.”