At the end of the year, the PE coach had to give certificates to everyone. Other girls got “Best Sport,” “Best Improvement on Mile Time,” or “Fastest Pitcher”...I got “Best Dressed.” That, dear teachers, is how you are allowed to shade.

Ditto Red Lobster.

I agree. We should hope for the best and remember that she is very young, but given the adults in her life who are encouraging and exploiting her bad behavior, a turnaround gets less likely.

I can just look in the mirror and make that superior scorn face I wore at home throughout my middle school years. I can still do it! Just not with any feeling.

My daughter didn’t hit full brat until 15 or so, and she was much better at it than this idiot.

Or you have to pay for childcare at a rate that outpaces your own wages?

I think he was a major reason. Don’t forget she actually won the popular vote by a wider margin than any other electoral college loser in history. Knowing that, it’s not hard to speculate that having Comey — the FBI director! — come out with news that cast aspersions right before the election would either sway…

She could at least not say anything.

I’m willing to be persuaded. I’m sure there are all kinds of machinations going on. If I had to put the most positive spin on it — Comey was encouraged by Obama not to infer that Russia was involved in the election process so as not to delegitmize the outcome of a US Presidential election. Which I can imagine…

I just hope we get a picture of him eating falafel. Because I bet you anything he’s one of those assholes who hates vegetarians simply for being vegetarians. And everyone knows falafel is infidel or tree-hugger EPA supporting food. Delicious infidel or tree-hugger EPA supporting food.

So why did he allow himself to become involved in the Hilary email “scandal” at a crucial time within the election? At the same time Obama was trying to wave away any inference that Russia (and Trump, or his minions) were in suspect communication in an effort to stay “neutral” — communications that Comey was…

Hey, I’ll eat green bean casserole all day. I was raised on soup can casseroles and my palate has a soft spot for them. But if I love or loved you, I’d make my own mushroom bechamel for the fresh green bean casserole. Topped with fried shallots.

Or, “We care just enough to open some soup cans and dump it on some rice and frozen broccoli. Bake at 350. Cheers!”

I hope someone in the Deep Webs is furiously digging up dirt on Pence. It’s out there. Puleeeze! I want that even more than I want to see (or have someone else see and report back) Trump’s pee pee video.

My first thought was “Thank you Jesus.” Sorry, not sorry. Thoughts and prayers. Bless his heart. Here’s this soup can casserole.

You forgot his inaugural crowd. Bigly! Bigliest EVER!

I married my husband at 18. He was 9 years older. We’ve been married 32 years. So, I don’t think age is necessarily the inappropriate factor if the other party is legally and adult, although it can be depending upon circumstances.

Also remember to cover or dispose of fryer oil quickly, otherwise your agile Pharaoh Hound mix will hop up onto the counter and drink all of it and then she will vomit oil, leak oil out of her asshole and shit oil for twenty-four hours. And if YOU didn’t learn your lesson the first time, she will do it again.

Or how about how it’s unprofessional and just plain GROSS for a person in a superior position to encourage or even accept advances from a student or younger person in an academic/professiona/just about any setting. Not! Appropriate!

Serious comment: cute-in-a-sophisticated-way rain jackets — Boden. I had a woman accost me at a store one time when I was wearing mine. She turned me around like I was a mannequin. My mind was going, “There’s a person in the coat! Person in the coat!”