Oh you poor dear. When I gather with my friends there’s way too much amazing amazing food and more than enough drink and everyone needs to uber home. Seriously, we try to outdo one another with the food, so you’d better bring your best game, or at least some good wine or beer. Either/Or.

It’ll all get better once they deport the Messicans!

What did he do to deserve being born poor. That’s what I want to know!

It’s magic. And also I’m lucky and I can lay hands. Got any warts you need gone?

When my husband had hernia surgery (outpatient), it cost us around $3000 and we have “excellent” health insurance, partially funded by taxpayers because he’s a government employee. God I hope I never get seriously ill in the US. I mean, I know I will. Maybe I’ll be old enough to not give a shit.

I haven’t heard anyone calling her a slut, at least not here. There’s been some speculation and jokes that she’s sleeping with Donny...but that just solidifies her lack of taste. It’s not a comment upon her right to bone whomever she likes. Even if the speculation is true, I’d view her choice as one of the only paths…

Holy Crap that was comically bad. It’s almost like her Fairy Godmother dressed her and that woman hated her. I don’t like her AT ALL and I still wanted to haul her into a bathroom and change clothes with her. Obviously she has no friends. Sad!

“This way the poor will be well motivated to be born rich.” Fixed it for ya!

I noticed my younger dog had accidents in the house after I gave her tomatoes (which she loves...she loves ALL vegetables). Took a while to notice the pattern, but now I just don’t give her tomatoes.

I was on an Asian disaster movie kick after watching Snowpiercer. The Tower (Amazon) is particularly good. Or even more recently, Train to Busan, also awesome!

Egg drop soup, x-large diet coke, lavender bath, huge swig of Nyquil, adult diaper...wake up three days later all better!!

Yes! It definitely helps with that. I don’t want my professional email getting gunked up with my shopping discount codes or personal emails. I guess I could move my home stuff to a gmail account under a different ID, but....at this point, there’s no reason other than the small shame of saying “@aol.com” So fuck all…

Or “Miss Popularity” and definitely “Most (or at least MORE) Photogenic.”

I guiltily admit that I still have an aol email address. I keep it open because I’ve had it since 1995 or so and I still have early AOL friends that will occasionally reach out to catch up. So, it’s easier to keep my main email there. Though I also have a gmail account I use for professional purposes (I freelance),…

They are totally doing it, to the extent he can still do it. I have no doubt he’s limp dicking along. He probably blames her when he can’t fully insert.

I often sit that way on my dog-slobbered sofa. At work...well...maybe, since we all wear athletic gear and are often barefoot. In the Oval Office!? No Ma’am! No MA’AM!!

Yeah, it’s never pleasant. My great grandmother never had an indoor toilet and she died in 1983. Whenever we went to her house, we used the outhouse and had to get water from the pump.

I thought it was Jenny Lewis, with whom he was on tour with.

My Dad says Up North is where they cook their tomatoes and eat their green beans raw! That ain’t right.

God he looks old.