What a loser!

Me too. My daughter lives in Oklahoma (following a job...hopefully for only a few years).

Obviously, he meant that Douglass will become more and more dead.

I’ll add George Washington Carver. I remember having a lesson about him in third grade and our teacher passed around some boiled peanuts. (Which we ate a lot of in our house. But I was surprised by how many kids had never eaten them!)

I have mostly loved my partner for over 30 years and I’ve never looked at him like that. Even he would admit he is not all that. And he isn’t into pushover women — wasn’t raised by one, didn’t marry one and didn’t raise one himself.

I truly don’t understand why I feel so responsible for my husband’s diet. He’s perfectly capable of making a peanut butter sandwich or eating hummus and tortillas— which he does, and eats cheerfully. But that makes me SO anxious. So on Sundays I usually prep homemade soups, a sandwich and lunch/dinner bowls, to cover…

I’d make sure there was an Amy’s frozen burrito in the freezer and some really good salsa and guac. What else could anyone want after 8 pm? I mean, if it was after 10 pm then you’d want the Stouffer’s Mac and Cheese...

Poo Sticks for everyone!

I bow down to you! A few months ago I was walking down bleacher stairs at a concert in clogs (not even HEELS!) balancing a pretzel, cheese and mustard cups with no lids — the venue had no lids! — and a cup of beer. I went to sit down and the cheese cup tipped all down the front of my brand new blouse. The usher’s…

His hands are so wee that even I want to hold his hand as he walks down those stairs! Poor wittle fella.

Yay? I’m atheist. But I’m white enough to pass. Maybe eventually global warning will wipe out everyone except those with enough melanin to survive a Hellfire Sun and then...Well after that, if we’ve learned anything from history, the darker will subvert and vilify the paler. Which would be, I suppose, a form of karmic…

Planned Parenthood got my Christmas money. I haven’t missed a single thing I thought I wanted.

Ooookay! I’ll be shopping Etsy for some maple leaf patches!

They are all just toy soldiers to him.

Is that his snuff spit cup?

Seriously, where are Gates and Buffet on this? They do good work and promote progressive policies and here we have a sociopath in office (backed by religious or Randian zealots — having no idea how those two ideas are ironic when linked) threatening the entire planet. Come the fuck ON!

Even better!

Their lives are like a Harold Robbins or Sidney Sheldon novel (remember those!?)- lots of filthy secrets hiding under filthy money.

Maybe have him waterboarding illegal puppy chihuahuas? Because at this point I think that might be the only thing that would genuinely horrify his base. (They can’t be adult chihuahuas. Must be puppies. Otherwise no horror.)

I’ve tried them ALL — drugstore and higher end. I really like Cover Girl Clump Crusher (turquoise and lime tube) and Maybelline Lash Sensational (in the mauve tube). Both provide good volume and very good length — especially when you build with several light coats. Both wear well without smudging or flaking. Plus they…