What, no tip of the hat to Phyllis Schlafly by these grifters? She invented this shit, leaving her husband at home with the kids while she went from city to city and podium to podium, explaining how it was a woman’s job to stay home and look after the kids.

“Every ill that we are fighting right now in society has been brought forth by women.”

I’m hoping the lawsuit ends in the legal equivalent of both parties getting hit by an asteroid. 

“Rat-like” real subtle Tucker. 

My point is, I don’t know if Donald’s lawyers are stressing this to him. If they’re not, they should be fired and he should sue ‘em.”

Eh, that’s like the old saying “Macs don’t get viruses”

He’s robbing the cradle but she’s robbing the grave.

It’s not a grandfather fetish, it’s a short-game inheritance fetish.

Life, uh, finds a way.

I’m neither defending nor attacking Cruise here, but what he is doing seems so archaic. This isn’t the early 80s, where people went to few movies and the only way to know if one was any good was word-of-mouth or the local paper. Ditto for even being aware of the movie through advertising. And the theaters consequently…

It’s weird that the summer only has room for two films now. That’s climate change for you!

was reading about a girl who almost died of flesh-eating bacteria, and was suddenly faced with her own immortality as well as the fact that her parents were going to die someday

I’m not from Alabama, but I am from a football state, and I could feel that from here.

And, important to note, he has always been a piece of shit. No one really knew how big of a piece of shit he was, but he’s never hidden (and often reveled in) the fact that he was a terrible person, and for some reason people largely just chalked it up to him playing the part of the villain, rather than actually being…

You’re insulting Captain Pike hair??? And you dare to call yourself a Star Trek fan???

As a man who’s hair is increasing going grey. Captain Christopher Pike’s magnificent quiff is hair goals for all Silver Foxes 

how dare you insult the man’s wonderful hair?

Ignoring the absolute slander on Pike’s Peak, I think any awkwardness from the Lower Decks crossover episode is probably because of how difficult comedic timing can be - this is a primarily dramatic trailer stitching together clips for a primarily dramatic show, the little snippits of comedy aren’t going to work as…

It’s the duck face that’s so off-putting. 

He would have been such a good father, right? He’s probably a lot like you. A nothing, worthless, little boy who can’t make anyone happy. You’re not good at anything. Your family hates you. Everyone is so repelled by you that you’ll never know the love of another human being. We all know it would be better if you…