“they didn’t feel as though it was full and complete and done in the typical way the FDA does this.”

“This is one of the many issues I think are best left up to elected officials at the state level, and it should not be adjudicated in the court,” she said.

50% of the world’s population respond to the headline going “No.  FUCKING.  Kidding.”

And I mean, Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump in 2020 for that matter. Sorry not sorry but at all of their ages the potential for rapid cognitive decline that people in their inner circle would seek to cover up is high enough that I didn’t want any of them controlling the nuclear codes.

Everyone thinks “I want to retire when I can still do so in a dignified manner”. Problem is the older you get and the more powerful you are the less likely you are to realize when that time has come or have people around you who are willing to tell you harsh truths.

Yup.

Democratic legislators need to realize there is no room for niceties any more.

If people didn’t learn from RBG, then we’re fucked.

It’s a matter of time before a woman dies due to being denied abortion services for these situations.

I’m not sure I’ve ever said this about a Republican, but she is 100% right, there is no reason for this administration to afford this ruling any legitimacy whatsoever.  And I would go even further--even if the Supreme Court upheld this decision, I would say the administration should even ignore THAT.  That institution…

I want every Democrat running for office in 2024 to tattoo “ABORTION AND WEED” backwards on their foreheads so they always remember to run on those exact topics when they look in the mirror. Pro abortion, pro pot. Winners across the board.

I hate fascism. That’s why I have a signed copy of Mein Kampf.

It takes a bottomless level of self loathing to make a confederacy princess your wife and a nazi your bff.

If you hate your children and want to scar them for life in the most ridiculous way possible, look no further. Simi Valley’s hottest new school is Donda Academy. This place has everything: floor sushi, acid water, sad recess, bathmophobia, and beige.

yes we’re excited for the camp that gaga will bring. as for the oscars the girls and gays will be pushing hard for everything barbie.

I mean, seriously, the fact that anyone, employees or parents, thought that an unstable musician was remotely qualified to be in education is amazing to me. I hope these teachers win a lot of money and Kanye West is sued into bankruptcy. Enough of this guy. 

I’m not victim blaming, because the real victims here are the children. And teachers need jobs, so I’m going to give them some leeway here.

I’m sorry, but what part of Kanye’s school ever “[sounded] great on paper”??

Oy vey, that will take forever - virtually *all* of the Kansas girls playing sports are gentiles!

In a sane world, he’d resign today or face immediate impeachment.  (although if we had a sane world, he’d have been gone long ago or never seated in the first place.)  

I think Kylie writes from the heart and lets the editor fact check. (There's no editor at Jezebel.)

Ken schmen.