What the fuck did I just read??

He made guacamole in the first episode, is that not a dip? Or was the emphasis on ‘good’, which I understand. That guacamole did not sound good.

It amuses me to no end that Nygen’s brother was mugged in Burlington, the city that is supposed to be kinder and gentler when really it’s a basic-ass suburb.

Have you been to Hamilton lately? Hipster haven with massive healthcare industry is more accurate than ‘depressed former steel town’. Also, I’m not sure what you’re talking about re: ticket sales. See the Argos as a team without fans.

I came here to be horrified, but I’m actually kind of relieved! The main points seem to be: 1) don’t objectify women, 2) make interesting small talk but don’t monopolize the conversation, and 3) if the woman you’re pursuing isn’t a good fit/interested move on, there are lots of others.

Um, wouldn’t those forced-birth kids be citizens? Or do I not understand US citizenship?

Decorative pillows are bs, every time I see them in a hotel, I sigh, and wonder if there’s something other than putting them on the floor that I’m supposed to be doing with them.

I take issue with the meemaw’s good linen part of your comment. The getup in the photo up there looks like some cheap-ass synthetic shit. Worse quality than the free uniform from a karate school.

This is the first time I’ve really thought about it. We accept reasons from other women for not leaving all the time - they don’t have the financial means, they’re staying for the kids, etc. Just because Melania married a particularly awful person who is new wrecking all sorts of things we hold dear, she gets none of…

I saw one of the last hip shows live, and I suspect it was similar. You start at a funeral and end at a wake. Incredibly raw emotion for the whole show.

For real. I just got the bill from the hospital from my son. I’m fancy, so I opted for a private room. After my husband’s insurance, the rest of the bill is $35. We paid more for parking.

Thank you for using Constand’s photo. I’m sick of looking at Cosby’s ugly mug.

Wait, the photo of trump hasn’t been ‘shopped? That...is not a good look.

For real!

I think I have a new worst fear! Thanks? It used to be dock spiders. Now it’s this.

Oh good god! Spiders living off flies that live off raw sewage. Did this escape from the apocalypse bracket??

I have so many questions!

For anyone that missed it, her last (I think?) project was great!

This. I know several holders, and while they’re all talented, they aren’t Einstein. Hell, they aren’t even Celine Dion.

Fair, but still doesn’t solve the racist ‘give and take’ term.