To suggest you wouldn't watch a hockey game because you don't know the players is pretty insane. That's like saying you won't watch a tv show because you don't know the star. So while you're stuck in Matlock reruns, the rest of us watched a hell of a hockey game.

I know you're a troll. You're also a fucking idiot.

yes, it did. And the first Canadian goal went off an american player.

Actually, go past the big grey block building that says "beer store". The beer store is bureaucratic relic that no longer makes any sense. It's owned buy two multinational companies interested in pushing their multinational swill, and with zero interest in real local brewing. Instead, look for a building labeled…

Depends on what you want and where you are in Canada. Unfortunately, microbrews often don't ship between provinces. In Ontario, there are dozens of local brewers. I like dead elephant from railway city brewing, but it depends on what style you're looking for. In BC, there's a little town called Smithers that brews…

Downhill skating you say?

Having never used a bidet, I assure you, I'm not getting poo in one. But if you're not getting poo in it, that tells me you're doing a good ass-wiping job and therefore don't need a bidet.

I understand the bit about not actually defecating in a bidet, but you're still washing feces into it. Though I suppose I wash my bum in the shower, which means my bathtub really isn't any cleaner than this bidet. Cultural norms are confusing!

My ignorance is about to show here...isn't that kind of like washing it in a toilet? Seems like it's more likely to get dirty than clean.

That is indeed a very cute gif, But it looks like that piggy's getting a bath in a bidet. wtf?

Really?

Mr. Winesnob uses the pistol grip knife shown here:

Aren't those leaf blowers?

Yeah, and that makes total sense...except when you're talking about the shocker. Which, by its name, I presume is supposed to be shocking. I'm not going to have an enema 'just in case' (actually, I'm not going to have an enema period), the same way I'm not going to bother shaving my legs if I don't think I'm going…

Fat Lesbian here (okay, okay, straight with a BMI of 23): perhaps you can explain why this thing exists. At best, you have someone else's poo on your finger. At worst, you have someone else's poo on your finger and blue balls. How is any of this cool?

Do I smell BC bud or Alberta oil?

Some thoughts about stew:

A couple of thoughts on stew: are you kidding me about store bought stock not being seasoned?! That shit's chock

Am I the only one who reads Matt Kramer? The wine-vac is a scam: