Bonus points if you could tune them and then produce a recognizable theme with your drinking buddies ;-)

Mozart’s pilot features a young oboist going to a cool orchestra party (in her own apartment) where she plays a classical music version of spin the bottle and all of the guests are just so. fucking, psyched. that she’s playing Bach.

Grad school can continue!

It’s a very different place today than it was six months ago lol

Okay. But can we call him just an eensy weensy bit sexist for the “waiting for her at the house for dinner” line?

Kind of a service to the rest of us, though, if the racist bigots just cordon themselves off on their own little site?

Uterus wig ftw

I cannot begin to express how much I enjoyed this piece. Well-written, thoughtful, and thought-provoking. Grappling with our own accepted truths and seeking out a more nuanced understanding of the world, its inhabitants, and our position within it is something that humans too often fail to do. It’s a scary process. It…

Considering the essay is about empathy, perhaps you should read it again before questioning the validity of someone else’s emotions or journey of self-discovery.

I am definitely guilty of just assuming Hermione’s whiteness when I read the books as a child, but I am absolutely thrilled with this casting. Also love how it prompts us to ask ourselves why we project one racial identity over another onto characters whose color was never specified.

Steve Harvey has completely reversed my opinion on whether or not the beauty pageant is a contemporarily relevant social exercise.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE WHITE PEOPLE?!?!?

Ffs.

I’m not sure what I hate more: Carly Fiorina or our obsession with demanding that female candidates seem “relatable” (read: warm, loving, maternal/not frigid, not bitchy, etc.).

Just kidding. It’s Carly Fiorina. I hate her more.

On point.

America spoke on gun control when 20 children were murdered and the country did jack shit about it. Le sigh.

I see what you did there

Then again, there’s also the whole “vocal health is based primarily in the quality not quantity of production” thing. Her technique is much healthier on 25 than it was on 19 or 21. Maybe we’ll be okay?

Ugh, sorry, it’s just that I majored in voice and no one ever thinks that’s legit, but I did learn something, dammit!

Opera singers still do it

“Feminist operative”

LAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLAWL

Can’t be 100% since anything times zero is still zero!